My horoscope, from Jonathan Cainer.

Your September Forecast: You can't be everywhere at once. Nor can you be all things to all men... or women. Better to recognise as much and draw a few clear lines in the sand, than to kid yourself that things are any different and thus wind up living in a world full of vague half-promises and quarter-compromises. Saturn is moving into Virgo. It has been nearly three decades since we last saw an astrological arrival quite like this. For the next two years, you're going to be facing facts and accepting realities. But you're also going to be making magnificent progress as you direct all your energy and effort into a decision that's long overdue. The change starts right now.

That sounds about right. I'll also be turning thrity soon. Days to go...

'Face facts and accept realities' that usually crops up every now and then. But such is life.

Anyway, I've gotta get ready for work today, this is my weekend on. Which means an easy weekend to come. Yay!